If you've nearly died recently, don't bother your friends if it was because of one of these 7 mundane ways to have a near-death experience.
Author: Dan Moser
Improviser. Comedian. Audio Engineer. Not a murderer. I enjoy fun.
Dance, Partner
Sit a spell and learn the tale of "Rattlesnake" Frank Higgins, the most notorious gunslinger in all of ballet.
7 Embarrassing Ways To Survive An Animal Attack
If you got attacked by an animal, you'd tell your friends, right? Not if it's one of these 7 humiliating animal attacks that'll leave you cringing.
7 Things To Annoy You At A Live Sporting Event
If you're considering attending a live sporting event, you should really know about these 7 things that will certainly get on your nerves.
7 Uncool Crimes
Crime is cool. Unless it's one of these 7 lame crimes that make you look more like a dunce than a badass.
7 Deceptive Knives
Can you trust your trusty blade? Not if they're one of these 7 knives that are lying to you about what they are.
The Effect Of Songs On The Public Perception Of Jumping
Songs tell us to jump all the time. You may be jumping in the air without even realizing why you're doing it. Find out why in this essay.
Spoiler Alert
A rising number of spoiler alerts are issued each year. What can you do to combat this trend? *SPOILER ALERT* Find out in this article
Which Sandwich Is Right For You?
This handy guide will help you choose a sandwich that suits your needs. No more going hungry at lunch time!
7 Ways To Prepare Eggs
7 ways to prepare eggs that will leave your guests bEGGing for more.
King Tut Was Killed By Birds (NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY)
Startling new facts have emerged about the death of King Tut and the species responsible. The author is not, repeat NOT, totally unhinged.
The Wild World Of Sports: Cheetahs
Man and beast collide in competition! Our ongoing series that will explore the consequences of allowing animals to participate in human sport.
Liars Resume
The resume of a prolific liar who has dedicated his entire life to honing his craft.
Fairy Godmother: Mind Ruiner
Fairy Godmother isn't quite what she seems. Take another look at this beloved wish-granter.
Memo To Tenants RE: Wife’s Death
A memo for all renters in the building. Important information enclosed. R.I.P. Gabrielle.