Even a toy that was designed specifically to be a sheriff can make mistakes.
Author: Dan Moser
Improviser. Comedian. Audio Engineer. Not a murderer. I enjoy fun.
The Coronavirus Pandemic: A Guide For Animals
Nearly everything written about CoViD-19 has been information for humans. No longer! Animals now have a place to look to keep themselves safe.
Which 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Is Right For You?
The official story behind 9/11 is obviously bogus, but which of the highly credible conspiracy theories will YOU believe? This guide will help you decide.
7 Unimpressive Near-Death Experiences
If you've nearly died recently, don't bother your friends if it was because of one of these 7 mundane ways to have a near-death experience.
Dance, Partner
Sit a spell and learn the tale of "Rattlesnake" Frank Higgins, the most notorious gunslinger in all of ballet.
7 Embarrassing Ways To Survive An Animal Attack
If you got attacked by an animal, you'd tell your friends, right? Not if it's one of these 7 humiliating animal attacks that'll leave you cringing.
7 Things To Annoy You At A Live Sporting Event
If you're considering attending a live sporting event, you should really know about these 7 things that will certainly get on your nerves.
7 Uncool Crimes
Crime is cool. Unless it's one of these 7 lame crimes that make you look more like a dunce than a badass.
7 Deceptive Knives
Can you trust your trusty blade? Not if they're one of these 7 knives that are lying to you about what they are.
The Effect Of Songs On The Public Perception Of Jumping
Songs tell us to jump all the time. You may be jumping in the air without even realizing why you're doing it. Find out why in this essay.
Spoiler Alert
A rising number of spoiler alerts are issued each year. What can you do to combat this trend? *SPOILER ALERT* Find out in this article
Which Sandwich Is Right For You?
This handy guide will help you choose a sandwich that suits your needs. No more going hungry at lunch time!
7 Ways To Prepare Eggs
7 ways to prepare eggs that will leave your guests bEGGing for more.
King Tut Was Killed By Birds (NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY)
Startling new facts have emerged about the death of King Tut and the species responsible. The author is not, repeat NOT, totally unhinged.
The Wild World Of Sports: Cheetahs
Man and beast collide in competition! Our ongoing series that will explore the consequences of allowing animals to participate in human sport.