Dan Moser
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An Apology Letter From Jabba The Hutt to The Rancor Keeper
Just because Jabba The Hutt is a ruthless gangster who executes people by throwing them into various holes with various monsters doesn’t mean he can’t admit when he’s wrong. Read more
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Cypher’s Guide To Choosing The Blue Pill
Once the shine of the redpill wears off, you’re left with a scorched earth, robot rulers, and an overall bad time. There HAS to be another way… Read more
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Former Marijuana Legalization Activist Now Advocates Recriminalizing Pot
Jake Henderson is the victim of identity theft. The culprit? Every single person on the planet. Read more
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Jimmy’s Used Horse Lot
Jimmy’s Used Horse Lot is havin’ the sale of the (19th) century! Read more
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7 Birds On The Cusp Of Coolness
Some birds are cool, some birds aren’t. These 7 birds are close. Read more
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Experts Caution Against Excessive Terminator Use
As cybernetic organisms become more accessible to the public, the many perils of utilizing them come to the forefront. Read more
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Aliens Want Me. She Doesn’t.
Meet Phil Sanderson. Alien abductions ended his marriage. Read more
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Shortened Winters A Drag For Guy Who Wears Shorts During The Winter
Climate change has many unsung victims. This is one of them. Meet Frank Johnson AKA The Guy Who Wears Shorts In The Winter Read more
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Woody’s Apology
Even a toy that was designed specifically to be a sheriff can make mistakes. Read more
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Which 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Is Right For You?
The official story behind 9/11 is obviously bogus, but which of the highly credible conspiracy theories will YOU believe? This guide will help you decide. Read more
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7 Unimpressive Near-Death Experiences
If you’ve nearly died recently, don’t bother your friends if it was because of one of these 7 mundane ways to have a near-death experience. Read more
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Dance, Partner
Sit a spell and learn the tale of “Rattlesnake” Frank Higgins, the most notorious gunslinger in all of ballet. Read more
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7 Embarrassing Ways To Survive An Animal Attack
If you got attacked by an animal, you’d tell your friends, right? Not if it’s one of these 7 humiliating animal attacks that’ll leave you cringing. Read more
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7 Things To Annoy You At A Live Sporting Event
If you’re considering attending a live sporting event, you should really know about these 7 things that will certainly get on your nerves. Read more