Once the shine of the redpill wears off, you're left with a scorched earth, robot rulers, and an overall bad time. There HAS to be another way...
Author: Dan Moser
Improviser. Comedian. Audio Engineer. Not a murderer. I enjoy fun.
Former Marijuana Legalization Activist Now Advocates Recriminalizing Pot
Jake Henderson is the victim of identity theft. The culprit? Every single person on the planet.
Jimmy’s Used Horse Lot
Jimmy's Used Horse Lot is havin' the sale of the (19th) century!
7 Birds On The Cusp Of Coolness
Some birds are cool, some birds aren't. These 7 birds are close.
Experts Caution Against Excessive Terminator Use
As cybernetic organisms become more accessible to the public, the many perils of utilizing them come to the forefront.
Aliens Want Me. She Doesn’t.
Meet Phil Sanderson. Alien abductions ended his marriage.
Shortened Winters A Drag For Guy Who Wears Shorts During The Winter
Climate change has many unsung victims. This is one of them. Meet Frank Johnson AKA The Guy Who Wears Shorts In The Winter
Woody’s Apology
Even a toy that was designed specifically to be a sheriff can make mistakes.
The Coronavirus Pandemic: A Guide For Animals
Nearly everything written about CoViD-19 has been information for humans. No longer! Animals now have a place to look to keep themselves safe.
Which 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Is Right For You?
The official story behind 9/11 is obviously bogus, but which of the highly credible conspiracy theories will YOU believe? This guide will help you decide.
7 Unimpressive Near-Death Experiences
If you've nearly died recently, don't bother your friends if it was because of one of these 7 mundane ways to have a near-death experience.
Dance, Partner
Sit a spell and learn the tale of "Rattlesnake" Frank Higgins, the most notorious gunslinger in all of ballet.
7 Embarrassing Ways To Survive An Animal Attack
If you got attacked by an animal, you'd tell your friends, right? Not if it's one of these 7 humiliating animal attacks that'll leave you cringing.
7 Things To Annoy You At A Live Sporting Event
If you're considering attending a live sporting event, you should really know about these 7 things that will certainly get on your nerves.
7 Uncool Crimes
Crime is cool. Unless it's one of these 7 lame crimes that make you look more like a dunce than a badass.