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Muggles Sneak Through Hogwarts Border Wall; Wand Violence Increases Across The Nation
Thousands of undocumented muggles have slipped past the border control wall at Platform 9 3/4 according to Hogwarts Express agents, and it’s been happening for longer than many would care to admit. Read more
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Private Journal Of Captain William James Blumbo
A historical relic in the form of a private journal of Captain William James Blumbo from the 1600’s detailing the adventures of the crew including illustrations of key moments and an encounter with a sea monster. Read more
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Memo To Tenants RE: Wife’s Death
A memo for all renters in the building. Important information enclosed. R.I.P. Gabrielle. Read more
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TED Talk | Farts | Dr. Jack Franklin
An enlightening look into a system of the body that we all take for granted. Read more
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How To Survive False Fart Allegations In The Current Year
An important message for anyone who has ever emitted gas of any kind. Read more
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“2001: A Super Mario Odyssey” Press Kit
“2001: A Super Mario Odyssey” is a visual event. This package contains everything you need to know about this upcoming masterpiece. Read more
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Diary Of An Executioner
The recently found diary of a medieval executioner. Read more
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Local Man Has Breakfast For First Time
One man loses his “breakfast virginity” and describes his experience of eating it for the first time. A link between breakfast and crime is explored. Read more