Sketches about: upgrading to modern cleaning technology, the difference between old and new vampires & being addicted to bug bites.
Sketches about: a movie theatre that serves gourmet food, a vampire hunter and a vampire having dinner together, moving into a house where someone burnt a meal & a popcorn addiction.
Sketches about: being courted by the police because of your dating profile, a dating website for vampires & going on a date with a website.
Sketches about cops on the cusp of corruption, prison pals, a robbery committed by a vampire, an unknown suspect that's suspiciously similar to the investigating officer & the proof being in the pudding.
Sketches about bad medical advice for splinters, questioning your mother's love, a vampire quarrel, a zoo with objects instead of animals & ski jumpers adding human hunting to the sport.