Some criminals have been deemed too valuable to be caught only once.
Sketches about: inept bank robbers, supervillains getting saved by Superman, clean cops pretending to be dirty, a scheming trip to Aspen & being raised by wolves then domesticated.
Sketches about: being courted by the police because of your dating profile, a dating website for vampires & going on a date with a website.
Sketches about throwing out the first pitch, hockey police, a baseball fan who beats things up, a football player using a narwhal horn to win, an incompetent football team & one member of a team not washing as superstition.
Sketches about cops on the cusp of corruption, prison pals, a robbery committed by a vampire, an unknown suspect that's suspiciously similar to the investigating officer & the proof being in the pudding.
Sketches about a centaur in a horse costume, cops being partnered with animals, standing under fireworks, robbing banks with shoes & minotaur problems.