Sketches about replacing the shingles on your roof with fruit roll-ups, a child becoming a fruit roll-up, substituting fruit in your diet for fruit snacks, an unusual new fruit flavor & stocking a doomsday bunker with nothing but fruit snacks.
King Tut Was Killed By Birds (NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY)
Startling new facts have emerged about the death of King Tut and the species responsible. The author is not, repeat NOT, totally unhinged.
Mostly True Stories Of Animals Throughout History
Animals have been active members of society for some time now, with many making great contributions in the fields of science, politics, baseball, and more.
The Dan & Jordan Show: Episode 92
Sketches about hunting the white rhino to extinction for revenge, raising a raptor, appreciating nature by ruining it, having your teeth replaced with animal teeth, putting valuable animals in a bank vault, mixed marshal arts & sleeping on the job.,
Mushroom Kingdom Murderer Strikes Again
Four Goombas have died in a spate of murders in the same neighborhood. No one saw the man behind the first three, but eyewitnesses may have changed that.
The Dan & Jordan Show: Episode 91
Sketches about a centaur in a horse costume, cops being partnered with animals, standing under fireworks, robbing banks with shoes & minotaur problems.
Fire Ban Ramifications
A fire ban has ramifications that we're only now beginning to understand.
Review: Cannibal Vacation
A review of a vacation on an island inhabited by cannibals.
The Dan & Jordan Show: Episode 90
Sketches about bringing germs onto the space station, reshaping a ship, a fire dancer joining a dance troupe, a cocktail party designed to interview shark dentists & theme rooms that are too authentic.
The Wild World Of Sports: BallHead
This is the true story of Steve Spalding A.K.A. BallHead.
The Wild World Of Sports: Sharks
Humans were the dominant force in the sport of swimming before sharks were allowed to compete. Now humans are too scared to even get back in the water let alone win.
The Wild World Of Sports: Cheetahs
Man and beast collide in competition! Our ongoing series that will explore the consequences of allowing animals to participate in human sport.
The Dan & Jordan Show: Episode 89
Sketches about rival aliens, sons competing for the CEO position at their family business & drilling to the center of the Earth.
Liars Resume
The resume of a prolific liar who has dedicated his entire life to honing his craft.
Bunny Hired To Voice Bugs Bunny; Human Actors Deemed Offensive By Outrage Mob
Changes have been implemented by the studio to better reflect the policy of inclusion and commitment to diversity that are becoming more commonplace in the current year.