Mothers Day is a special holiday. Here’s a look at a mother who made a significant impact on my life.

Alien Queen

alien queen

This momma is one of the most powerful females in the universe, yet she chooses to stay home and mostly acts as a stationary egg-layer. She’s a stay-at-home mom who runs a thriving kingdom of warriors, but has the gentleness of a loving mother towards all of her offspring.

She has acidic blood that will burn a hole through almost any material, because she doesn’t waste time on material things. The Alien Queen also oversees the maintenance of the nest, because she knows what needs to be done and how to do it correctly.

She’s SIGNIFICANTLY more intelligent than the male drones. It’s not even close. That’s why she’s calling the shots, and ruling as Queen. Essentially, the Alien Queen possesses all of the qualities of a good mother.

Happy Mother’s Day, Alien Queen.

 

Written by Jordan Ward

I'm one of the founders of Good Improv, an entertainment group focused on premise driven, logic based comedy. I enjoy having fun, making fun, and finding fun in life. Check out goodimprov.com where you can enjoy fun articles, listen to episodes of The Dan & Jordan Show, and more!

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